I'm so confused right now

I really don't know what to make of this. Really I don't. Two basic tenets of my adult life are these: I heart beards. I don't heart Albert Pujols. Heart beards; opposite of heart Pujols.

So, Albert Pujols with a beard? I guess we'll see which one wins out. My guess is it won't matter if he keeps up the grooming, because, also a tenet: groomed beard = doesn't really count.

So, in conclusion:

Heart.

Opposite of heart.

Comments

Jason said…
I've been trying to groom my beard. Do you heart JP?
the_anemone said…
Where do I fit into this?